Choosy Half-Chicken, Half-Cat Moms Choose Jiff

The story of Jiff:
Once upon a time there was a cat named Casper who was gray and very floofy. For some reason, one day, we drew his head on a chicken body. Underneath said drawing were written the words "The Meaning of Liff."Of course, it is hard to write with a mouse, and it looked more like "The Meaning of Jiff." It was then hypothesized that he would be chosen by all moms who were choosy. Like peanut butter.

Then it got weird.